I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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