I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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