yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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