I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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