Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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