Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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