Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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