Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
What changed your mind?
Being sober
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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