redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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