Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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