Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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