she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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