i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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