Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I'm bleeding and have questions
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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