what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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