I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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