Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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