we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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