ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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