super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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