just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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