Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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