You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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