Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
It's official drugs can't kill me
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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