Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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