I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
