She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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