Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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