I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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