i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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