I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
im holly from the hills drunk
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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