seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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