We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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