To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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