I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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