i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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