just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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