So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
two words...techno handjob
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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