My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I just got carded by a ten year old.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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