I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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