Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
