Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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