forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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