The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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