I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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