How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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