We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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