Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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