So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I had to cum in my sink.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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