Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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