If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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